Advice for men?

Yes, Homer Simpson is funny - but not on your tie.


Only consider tucking your jumper into your jeans if you're a vicar.


Getting your girlfriend to iron your jeans is unacceptable. Ironing them yourself is evidence of an unsound mind.


Cowboy boots - NO!!!


Pointy lace-up shoes make women retch.


Going bald ? - shave it off for God's sake.


Never take your top off in public, unless you've just won Wimbledon.


Donald Duck socks do not reflect your individuality nor the wild side of your corporate facade. They do, however, mean your mother still dresses you or you wish she did.


Socks and sandals - lovely on Germans.


A jester hat does not a wacky man make. Even Noddy Holder regrets the 70s.


Speedos are only acceptable on Olympic swimmers......


as are medallions.....


and tracksuit tops and bottoms.


Do you have a grey, red and black asymmetrical duvet ? Habitat helpline 0845 601 0740


Open shirts: one button open = professional; two buttons = casual; three = oversharing.


Sleeveless t-shirts are ok if you're 17, can do the running-on-the-spot dance at the drop of a hat and you're a member of NSync. OK ?


Understand this: if your wearing the wrong underpants, she'll never come back.


Those fold-up scooters + middle thirties exec = tosser.


Here's a startling fact guys: Lara Croft isn't real. And Angelina is a) an actress and b) married.


Is your definition of ';new season shopping'; buying the Man Utd kit ? Pls seek professional help.


Unless you own a rap empire, leave the chunky gold and ';ice'; in the window of H.Samual where it can live a long and happy life doing no-one any harm.....


You'll NEVER pull if you put your mobile in the mobile phone pocket of your combats.


Bleached blonde hair. If it doesn't work for Eddie Irvine, it's not going to do it for you.


Chinos - fashionable for 6 months in 1989 and that was it.Advice for men?
Stop posting this stuff!!! You KNOW I'm almost ready to give birth,are you trying to bring on early labour??!! Laughed my head off at this xxAdvice for men?
excellent, puts us men in our place?
lol very good
lol
True! lol
lol
Great - have a star :)
hahaha


good ones
when will they ever learn, LOL LOL LOL
ha ha ha funny
I hope your happy, Ive just taken a pair of scissors to my dick, and after my Wife read the above she offered to help!!
your training has paid off then, grrrrrrr
Does this mean if i have a wet fart and i ask my girlfriend to clean my underpants.Well ,you are tellling me she wont.I just throw them away but she says it's a waste.Everyone one has had one of those beer and pizza nights .And well you kow the story.......Going bald , why let some guys face do all the work.


Oh , youi must be femail., am i right .Because if you were a man you wouldn't have so many problems.
i've got a mate to whom every one of these applies %26amp; he wonders why he lives alone %26amp; any women he does pull never make a 2nd visit to his house. it's the duvet cover (very faded but as u described)





what is the pocket in combats for then?


sorry guilty as charged on that one.
I'm sending this to my dad!


He'll pee his pants laughing!
nice one
lol lol lol love it
Lmao loved this...and they are so true...keep them coming hun..star!
Thank you very much.





After i stopped crying at my sham of a life i pulled myself together and decided to become .............. attractive.... i think.





So what is attractive in a guy. Surely belching the alpahabet????
Some people really do need this stuff!
Haahhahahaaaa, thanks for the tips hun, but i think you may be to late pmsl.
that is just typical of men