don't become like us men and start sleeping around and don't party,drink,smoke, or do drugsMen any advice??
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
2.Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
3. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
8. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.
9. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
10. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
11. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
12. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
13. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
14. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
15. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
16. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
17. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
18. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
19. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
20. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.
21. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.
22. You have enough clothes.
23. You have too many shoes.
24 I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
25. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
dont force him to tlak about his problems, but if he does, listen, be kind and supportive but be honest in a NICE WAY. NEVER share any of his secrets with ANYONE one ELSE EVER!
tell him your problems anf your secrets(this is a big one)
let him know that you love him!
when he dosent want to tlka leave him alone!
touch him and cuddle.
let him have his own time and go out once in a while.
dont be too available, absence makes the heart grow fonder.
don't talk too much, not to bossy, don't use ';the look'; unless your being cute. Jokes are good, not to lame though, and not to many, and be sure to laugh at his, not to fake, not to much. Other than that your fine.
When you go out with a guy, make sure he's a nice guy so you won't have to complain all the time and make sure to accept the guy for who he is.....
don't fake yourself....be genuine
i don't care if you have prada, louis vuitton, burberry, gucci, etc.
that doesn't impress me.why? cuz i have those too
NEVER live with a man who is not your husband!
NEVER have sex with a man who is not your husband!
See http://www.whatwomenneedtoknow.org/
if a guy screws up big time and you really like him , give him a second chance , that's all anyone ever needs is a second chance
dont do drugs and sh*t, dont sleep around, be urself and like the uther dude said, shut up, actions are louder than words, be urself
Be yourself!!! Also be loving and caring and faithful. Also don't play mind games with someone if you like them and if you don't like them let them know that as well. =)
Understand that just because men are different, doesn't mean they're stupid and wierd. That's women.
Be honest with yourself, treat people how you want to be treated, try not to hurt people along the way .............Aloha
Stay away from men. Stay with little boys because they will not have sex with you.
Keep your legs closed until he puts a 3 ct. Diamond Ring on that finger and asks you to marry him.
don't ever get into a relationship with a sensitive guy if you are not willing to love and be loved.
be yourself...be spontaneous
Complinent her and just be kind. Kindness is what girls look for. They wanna feel special.
be nice! be open! be honest! be trusting! show him you love him (and tell him too)!
Too vague, can you elaborate?
Shut up.
Because actions speak louder than words.
Be yourself at all times, never change who you are.
the deeper you go, the more the flow
advice for ??
be beautiful.
be yourself, don't try to fake anything
Dont eat yellow snow
Don't ever try to change a man!
Never try to change a guy.
don't be ugly
for what you did not expl,ai,n,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!
im not a man,
and i wanna know.
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